Do you have a friend who is new in Second Life?
Why don't you bring them to your favorite club :)
We'v all been newbies once and know how difficult it can be sometimes.
The Crazy Parrot is here to help. We have a lovely community home that is free for new residents younger then 2 months.
More information at the Crazy Parrot Club http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Calypso%20Island/200/38/23